I’m An Alien! And You Are Too! (Maybe…)

June 14, 2008

I did NOT write this. I am simply sharing information.

Original source: http://www.tgdaily.com/html_tmp/content-view-37940-113.html

We may be extraterrestrials after all
By Wolfgang Gruener
Friday, June 13, 2008 11:30

London (UK) – Scientists from the Imperial College of London claim to have found evidence that life on our planet did not originate from Earth itself. For the first time, the scientists say, it is confirmed that an important component of early genetic material found in meteorite fragments is of extraterrestrial origin.

We had a lot of space and alien stories lately, with one particular interesting making even the Larry King show. But any of that material could be considered insignificant, if Zita Martins’ claims, a research associate at the Department of Earth Science and Engineering of the Imperial College, are in fact correct. According to the researcher, at least parts of the raw material that are believed to have been required to create the first molecules of DNA and RNA may be of extraterrestrial origin.

Martins and her colleagues said they discovered uracil and xanthine, which are precursors to the molecules that make up DNA and RNA and are known as nucleobases in rock fragments of the Murchison meteorite, which crashed in Australia in 1969. She explained that “early life may have adopted nucleobases from meteoritic fragments for use in genetic coding which enabled them to pass on their successful features to subsequent generations.”

Apparently, the researchers were successful in proving that the molecules came from space and were not a result of contamination when the meteorite landed on Earth. What supports Martins claims is the fact that meteor showers are believed to have been common several billions of years ago on Earth: “Between 3.8 to 4.5 billion years ago large numbers of rocks similar to the Murchison meteorite rained down on Earth at the time when primitive life was forming,” the press release from the Imperial College reads. “The heavy bombardment would have dropped large amounts of meteorite material to the surface on planets like Earth and Mars.”

Mark Sephton, also of Imperial’s Department of Earth Science and Engineering, believes this research is an important step in understanding how early life might have evolved. “Because meteorites represent left over materials from the formation of the solar system, the key components for life – including nucleobases – could be widespread in the cosmos,” he said. “As more and more of life’s raw materials are discovered in objects from space, the possibility of life springing forth wherever the right chemistry is present becomes more likely.”

The findings are published in the journal Earth and Planetary Science Letters.

Again, the original site: http://www.tgdaily.com/html_tmp/content-view-37940-113.html

Wow. I’ve had my own theories about this, but…wow. That’s insane.

Peace and love



Soulja Boy Is Shit

May 20, 2008


I’m not on this whole bullshit of a wagon known as the “Soulja Boy Fan Base.”

Fuck Soulja Boy. He has NO talent WHATSOEVER!

Have you listened to the words coming out of his mouth!? One, it’s gibberish. Absolute, pure nonsense. And secondly, his voice is, well, shit. I’ve tried to come up with a way that I can describe his voice to you, but I can’t…so I’ll come up with a story that I believe is the reason for his shitty-shitty-shittyness.

I think his mother dumped him in a jar of paint thinner when he was a young boy. And the chemicals and the fumes fucked with his head, and made his throat hoarse and his mind delusional.

And has he grew older, he had insane thoughts, like, “HEY! I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP! I WANNA BE A SINGER!” And somehow, through some sheer unknown force, he has become famous, and any of you that listen to him, and appreciate his music, are encouraging him.

Why would you do such a horrible thing to this world!? Have you no self-respect, or discipline? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

And another thing….

What’s with the dance? How can bopping back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and bobbing your head up and down, up and down be considered dancing!? HOW! HOW IS THAT FUCKING POSSIBLE!?

There is no way that anyone can do that dance and look good. No one. No one ever has looked good doing it, and no one ever will. It’s really a sign that we as human beings are slowly de-evolving into some fucked up, retarded race that seems to think it’s ok to dance like coked up kangaroo.

Fuck Soulja Boy.

And if you listen to him? There’s a little piece of me that just lost some respect for you.

You brought this on yourself…encouraging his bullshit..

Peace and love


Werewolf Syndrome and Random…Thing…

May 16, 2008

     Ok, so I’ve kinda been bored, and the result of which is that I find a lot of interesting stuff online. Interesting meaning scary/lame.

So here it is.

     First link points you in the direction of a story about a boy in India who has hypertrichosis (a.k.a Werewolf Syndrome). Yes. That’s right. WEREWOLF. Check out the story (AND PICTURES) here.

     On a side note, before I continue, I hope no one thinks I’m making fun of this kid, or laughing at him. This seriously has to suck, and I hope they find a cure or treatment for him.

OK! Moving on.

     Next up is a link that isn’t much, and yet, I can’t explain it to you, for a number of reasons. One being it would give it away, and two being, well, I don’t know how to describe it. Just click here.

Peace and love


This Makes My Head Hurt…A Lot…

May 1, 2008

Ok, so really quickly (and because I wanna gross you ALL out to such a degree you feel sick), I just heard of a story, where kids in Africa, and it was recently discovered in a small community in Florida are getting high…in a new kind of way.

I am not making this up. I’m not clever enough to make this up.

They are putting they’re OWN fecal matter into jars, fermenting it, and then sniffing the fumes to get high.

And what is the “slang’ term for it?

Take a guess. A wild guess. 

Butt Hash. 

I’ll let that sink in.

Butt Hash.

Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. 

O deary me…

It’s people like this that are the reason some people out there don’t believe in evolution. Or believe in de-evolution…

Peace and love


Job Hunting Strangeness, and The Plot of All Plots

April 30, 2008
So today was my job hunting day. Not too fun really. I hate work. Work sucks. I’d rather…well, do anything else to be frank. But my name’s not Frank, it’s Justin. And this is my note. 

I applied to a few different places, places that I would love to work, places that would hate to work but would be easy, and one place where I’ve worked before (not the same store) and felt, at times during that period, that I wanted to jump in front of a moving train. Only problem? There aren’t a lot of trains anymore.

One of these places was Green Earth. I love Green Earth (G.E – ‘Cause I’m cool and hip). It’s got rad stuff in there, all about Buddha and being happy with life. G.E (remember, that means “Green Earth”) even has figurines of fairies and dragons. Anyone who knows me will automatically know that I would love working there. SO. I went up to the counter, to ask quite possibly the most retarded question ever, “Will you take away my free time?” (I didn’t say it like that of course). Two girls, about 19-20 years of age were at the counter. I asked if they had any job openings.

And what happens next? Something that no employee should ever do. They proceeded to…

wait for it..

HIT ON ME! That’s right. I felt…well, actually for about 0.0067 seconds, I was flattered. Then it was awkward. Really awkward. So I ran. Not literally, though in hindsight, that might have been a funny exit strategy…

And just for laughs, and perhaps even more proof that more and more people out there need electroshock therapy, and 18 year old student in Chesterfield, S.C was recently arrested for planning on going to his school with a bomb, blowing the school and himself up, just so he could die, go to heaven, and then, KILL JESUS!

OMG! What the…what the…


I just had a mild heart attack. Wanna read the full story? Of course you do! Go here.

I miss my friends. I miss everybody…

Someone come to Barrie, and hang out with me…it sucks here.

Peace and love


Sneakers and Leaders

April 1, 2008

Ok, I wanna know something. Who the hell studies this kind of stuff?! Seriously! It doesn’t make any friggin sense. Who goes door to door, in suburbia, and goes up to the door, and says:

“HEY! We’re from the Institute of Retarded Shit. We were just wondering, if we could take a moment of your time…DO YOU THINK SNEAKER PURCHASES AFFECT THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW!?”

At that point, you punch the questioner in the head, still his clipboard, and use if for firewood. What the hell is going on? There’s global warming, AID’s, mass starvation, and these guys wanna know if the guy who wears 3 pairs of Nike’s is gonna be the next president.

Sometimes, the idiocy of the human race astounds me.

Peace and love


A Bastard

March 25, 2008

We all know bastards. We don’t like bastards. Prepare to hate someone else. Who you might ask? this man. I want to hurt him. I want to hear him scream. I’m not an angry person by any accounts at all. Not in the least. But this man deserves to suffer for what he did.

Peace and love