Soulja Boy Is Shit

May 20, 2008

Yes.

I’m not on this whole bullshit of a wagon known as the “Soulja Boy Fan Base.”

Fuck Soulja Boy. He has NO talent WHATSOEVER!

Have you listened to the words coming out of his mouth!? One, it’s gibberish. Absolute, pure nonsense. And secondly, his voice is, well, shit. I’ve tried to come up with a way that I can describe his voice to you, but I can’t…so I’ll come up with a story that I believe is the reason for his shitty-shitty-shittyness.

I think his mother dumped him in a jar of paint thinner when he was a young boy. And the chemicals and the fumes fucked with his head, and made his throat hoarse and his mind delusional.

And has he grew older, he had insane thoughts, like, “HEY! I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP! I WANNA BE A SINGER!” And somehow, through some sheer unknown force, he has become famous, and any of you that listen to him, and appreciate his music, are encouraging him.

Why would you do such a horrible thing to this world!? Have you no self-respect, or discipline? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

And another thing….

What’s with the dance? How can bopping back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and bobbing your head up and down, up and down be considered dancing!? HOW! HOW IS THAT FUCKING POSSIBLE!?

There is no way that anyone can do that dance and look good. No one. No one ever has looked good doing it, and no one ever will. It’s really a sign that we as human beings are slowly de-evolving into some fucked up, retarded race that seems to think it’s ok to dance like coked up kangaroo.

Fuck Soulja Boy.

And if you listen to him? There’s a little piece of me that just lost some respect for you.

You brought this on yourself…encouraging his bullshit..

Peace and love

Justin


This Makes My Head Hurt…A Lot…

May 1, 2008

Ok, so really quickly (and because I wanna gross you ALL out to such a degree you feel sick), I just heard of a story, where kids in Africa, and it was recently discovered in a small community in Florida are getting high…in a new kind of way.

I am not making this up. I’m not clever enough to make this up.

They are putting they’re OWN fecal matter into jars, fermenting it, and then sniffing the fumes to get high.

And what is the “slang’ term for it?

Take a guess. A wild guess. 

Butt Hash. 

I’ll let that sink in.

Butt Hash.

Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. Butt Hash. 

O deary me…

It’s people like this that are the reason some people out there don’t believe in evolution. Or believe in de-evolution…

Peace and love

Justin


What About Oprah?

March 10, 2008

So, the Vatican release a new list of the 7 deadly sins of our time. Below is the list.

  1. Genetic modification
  2. Carrying out experiments on humans
  3. Polluting the environment
  4. Causing social injustice
  5. Causing poverty
  6. Becoming obscenely wealthy
  7. Taking drugs

I agree with pretty much everything on this list. Except the “obscenely wealthy” one. I DO agree that being too wealthy and not sharing is lame, what about Oprah? This woman is super rich. SUUUUPER rich. Yet, she gives away tons of shit, gives to charities, helps people and everything. Is she still going to hell? The Vatican should edit this list a little bit more.

Maybe they should put “molesting children” on that list somewhere too…just a thought I had.

Peace and love

Justin


Proudness, R.I.P Mr. Ledger, Idiots From Westboro, And Hopes of Alien Life..PLEASE!

January 23, 2008

So, I’m in a really good mood. I found out the homework I’ve been working on isn’t even due this week. It’s due next week. So, I’m ahead of the game. Go me. AND I found out about half an hour ago that my mom and her husband Jim are quitting smoking! I am SOOOO super happy for them. I’ve been nagging and bugging them for God knows how long, and it’s FINALLY happening!! YAY! I am so proud of them.

As we all know also, Heath Ledger passed away yesterday from an apparent drug overdose. This is truly sad, as he was a wonderful actor and seemed like simply a good person. He’ll definitely be missed. In related news to that, it’s been released that Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket Mr. Ledgers funeral. Why? ‘Cause he played a homosexual in “Brokeback Mountain”. Wow. I hate stupid people. Who do these people think they are? Upright citizens? Followers of God. I tell you right now, and I truly and utterly believe this, that YOU PEOPLE will be the ones to be punished, NOT HIM. YOU! FUCK YOU….These people are assholes, and simply, horrible, horrible people. Fuck ’em.

Apple came out with a new pink iPod Nano…umm..why is this getting so much hype? Who really gives a rats ass? Ya, it’s nice, yadda yadda yadda…don’t care.

Has anyone seen the creepy ass picture of the supposed “person on Mars”? It’s pretty creepy and I REALLY hope it’s an alien. That would be really, truly awesome. ‘Cause they do exist. I know it. It’s just a matter of waiting for them to realize we’re not smart enough to harm them. Heres the pictures:

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And here it is closer…

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And here it is even closer…

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Don’t keep hiding!! Come on down and say hi! Jeez…

Peace and love

Justin