Soulja Boy Is Shit

May 20, 2008

Yes.

I’m not on this whole bullshit of a wagon known as the “Soulja Boy Fan Base.”

Fuck Soulja Boy. He has NO talent WHATSOEVER!

Have you listened to the words coming out of his mouth!? One, it’s gibberish. Absolute, pure nonsense. And secondly, his voice is, well, shit. I’ve tried to come up with a way that I can describe his voice to you, but I can’t…so I’ll come up with a story that I believe is the reason for his shitty-shitty-shittyness.

I think his mother dumped him in a jar of paint thinner when he was a young boy. And the chemicals and the fumes fucked with his head, and made his throat hoarse and his mind delusional.

And has he grew older, he had insane thoughts, like, “HEY! I KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP! I WANNA BE A SINGER!” And somehow, through some sheer unknown force, he has become famous, and any of you that listen to him, and appreciate his music, are encouraging him.

Why would you do such a horrible thing to this world!? Have you no self-respect, or discipline? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

And another thing….

What’s with the dance? How can bopping back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and bobbing your head up and down, up and down be considered dancing!? HOW! HOW IS THAT FUCKING POSSIBLE!?

There is no way that anyone can do that dance and look good. No one. No one ever has looked good doing it, and no one ever will. It’s really a sign that we as human beings are slowly de-evolving into some fucked up, retarded race that seems to think it’s ok to dance like coked up kangaroo.

Fuck Soulja Boy.

And if you listen to him? There’s a little piece of me that just lost some respect for you.

You brought this on yourself…encouraging his bullshit..

Peace and love

Justin

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